Is there such a thing as a peaceful shower?

This morning, we walked Lily to school, came home, and I settled Emmy on my bed with a stack of picture books so that I could take a shower.

I stepped in, and as the warm water washed over me, the muscles in my back relaxed and I heaved a sigh of relief. After rushing around this morning — throwing a load of laundry in the washer, making the girls breakfast, dressing the girls, throwing the laundry in the drier, packing Lily’s lunch and rushing her off to school — I needed a few minutes to myself.

I needed to shave under my arms, as I have my annual mammogram this afternoon. I thought I might as well shave my legs as well. Just as I had finished shaving under my right arm, I thought I heard screaming over the noise of the shower spray. What could be going on?

I turned off the shower, the bar of soap still in my hand. “Emmy, are you all right?” I called.

“I’M FIRSTY!!” Emmy shouted. {Insert fake crying here.}

“I’m almost done!” I replied, and turned the shower back on, quickly washed my face and my hair.

By the time I stepped out of the shower, wrapped a towel around my dripping body, and headed out of the bathroom to see what Emmy was up to, she had dragged a chair over to the refrigerator and opened the door. I got out the gallon of milk, and poured her a glass.

Thank goodness for jeans-wearing weather!

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7 Responses to Is there such a thing as a peaceful shower?

  1. Casey says:

    That sounds about right. When Jamie is out of town, I can't shower since my kids can't be left alone for one second or they will attack each other or destroy the house. Fun times.

  2. Christine:) says:

    Best of luck for your mammogram!! I'm saying a prayer for you:)I am right with you on the shower issue. My only "peaceful" showers are when it's still dark out and everyone is still sleeping…

  3. Chris P-M says:

    Those are usually the times when I get bleeding knicks up and down my legs while I try to speed-shave…NOT a fun start to the day hey? ;)

  4. tulpen says:

    yep. there is usually someone banging on the shower door while i'm in there. even after I asked children for their permission to take the shower and met all their needs prior to shower.

  5. Debby@Just Breathe says:

    LOL! Yes thank God for cool weather and pants!

  6. Mara says:

    I remember putting my charge in his pen so I would be able to take a bath. He would scream the whole time, since he wasn't used to being in his pen for long. (I was an au-pair for a few months and looked after a little boy)

  7. blueviolet says:

    Ain't that the truth?

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