You know just by looking at me that I am not rock star material. The only piercings I have are in my ears. I do have highlights in my hair; but they are an ordinary blond, not pink or purple or blue. I don’t have a tattoo…not even one. When people asked me what my major was in college, they nodded sagely when I said education. “You look like a teacher,” they would tell me.
Well, apparently Emmy feels like I have Rock Star potential. She gave me the requisite tissue paper flowers for Mother’s Day; but she also came up with a present on her very own.
A ROCK STAR KIT!!
Now I, too, can be a ROCK STAR!!!!
Emmy’s kit provided me with necklaces, bracelets, a ring, stick-on gems for my face, and a tiara (what rock star doesn’t have a tiara?) Lily suggested that a Rock Star isn’t a Rock Star without sunglasses. So we donned our shades and scowled, trying out our best Rock Star sneers and lip curls.
After all, who doesn’t want to be a Rock Star, baby?