Why hasn’t Shania Twain recorded anything new? Come On Over had like, a million hits on it, and I don’t even know any other albums she’s recorded. Is it perhaps because she split from music producer Mutt Lang? Hmm.
Why won’t my kids eat the carrots I pack in their school lunches? They are crunchy, delicious and orange! Kinda like Cheetos, right? Plus they make you able to see in the dark! Cheetos can’t do that!
Why won’t my kids throw away candy and granola bar wrappers or used tissues, and as soon as I throw out holey socks they look in the garbage and start crying?
Why can’t my kids keep their runny noses to themselves? *sniff*
Why is this post so short? See above.